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The love Machine
Reviewer: Joyce A. From MN USA Recently, the Love Machine from Topco Sales came into my shop for evaluation as to how it might fit into the marketing plan of my business. The first thing that struck me about this product is that it looks quite a bit like some of the contraptions I have seen. It's pretty cool.
The Love Machine is billed as "The only device of its kind that offers total angle adjustability, variable-speed stroking and thrusting, as well as five multi-speed vibration and pulsation massage programs." The manufacturer's promotional literature also says, "This versatile sex toy is like no other, specially designed to provide ultimate sexual satisfaction to both men and women!" I was intrigued by the manufacturers claims, and I was interested in discovering if the machine could live up to the hype.
The colorful box shows both male and female users. On closer inspection, I found a sophisticated control box, and lots of cool attachments. The machine itself has an adjustable base unit that can be wall- or floor-mounted for "leverage." The reciprocating arm can be adjusted through about 90 degrees of orientation for the comfort of the user.
The Love Machine comes with six attachments: Some screw onto the arm, and some plug into accessory ports on the side. For the adventurous male, the device offers a soft, skin-like sheath that mounts to the end of the moving arm. There is a small loop on the sheath to insert the included egg vibrator for an added level of stimulation. For male stimulation, the penis is inserted into the sheath, and the machine strokes the user's penis as the egg vibrator stimulates the sheath.
On the end of a three-foot wire is an electronic control apparatus. This provides user selection of several pre-recorded actions, as well as speed and variable vibration controls. If he were so inclined, a man might use the included anal probe at the same time, or he might elect to try it out while it was screwed into the moving arm in place of the sheath. (Powered and un-powered dildos also are included for this purpose, but we'll get to those later.) The anal probe also can be plugged into one of the controllable accessory ports. Because of its versatile mounting system, a man might mount the Love Machine on the wall for ease of use. If he's limber and has good knees, however, the floor probably would work just as well.
For the ladies, the Love Machine's package includes four different dildo attachments. Two are powered, and two are un-powered. The egg vibrator works for both genders. It seems that floor mounting might be the better option for women's pleasure, but of course each woman should make up her own mind about that.
There is a convenient handle on the Love Machine to help hold it - or the contraption - in position during the fun. A removable cloth band around the device and removable attachments make cleanup a snap. The unit is compact enough to fit under the bed or in the closet for discretion's sake. ("Uhm.... It's an expensive piece of contemporary art, Mom. Honest!")
While it's made from high-impact plastic (metal might have been better), the unit seems to be of fairly sturdy construction. The gearbox sounds good and feels durable.
I think the device is a fine, affordable alternative to some of the other products on the market that can run into the thousands. Thank you forbiddenerotics.com for this amazing product. I'll sure tell a friend about you.